Stop being a little bitch and make some cold calls you fuckin nerd. I didn’t annihilate my quota by sitting on my ass all day.
Forecasting calls not going your way?
Only idiot douchbags don’t know how to forecast, go back to the drawing board and stop wasting our time with your shitty notes on your shitty meetings and pick up the phones nerd.
Don’t know how to update your CRM?
Are you fuckin’ kidding me rook? This is bush league.
Sales Interviews not panning out?
Have you even tried calling the hiring manager yet? Did you send them a personalized LinkedIn Message with a sweet picture of you on a yacht from when you went to president’s club in Cabo? Figure it out nerd.
Don’t know how to lead a discovery call?
Are you for real? You don’t know how to fuckin move your mouth and ask questions? Maybe sales isn’t for you if you dont know how to say “show me the money” you absolute shitbird.
Can’t help you there dudes, I went straight to closing outta college since I’m not a fuckin nerd, maybe pick up the phones and stop being a loser and you’d get promoted.
