Are you a sales rockstar that is absolutely crushing it right now? Are you slinging software like it’s nobody’s business? Do you get turned on when someone screams “LETS GOOOO” in your face? Well then this is the place for you!

My names Richard Head, but people call me Dick. I’ve been in sales for 10 years now, and I’ve hit president’s club 10 years in a row baby! Only thing I love more than updating my CRM is forecasting calls, if you haven’t learned how to forecast yet, then get off your lazy ass and start making some cold calls you fuckin nerd. I’m violently murdering my quota this quarter!

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Why is my quota going up?

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If you’ve never experienced an increase in your quota, that only means one thing. You’re not good at your job loser. Only real winners get their quotas increased and their territories slashed, read more below:

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ARE YOU A SALES SAVAGE WITH SOME SEXY TIPS FOR YOUR SALES FAM? HIT US UP YOU FUCKIN SAND BAGGING SLUT!